1. Super Transfer - Rapid finally signing with Noob Factory.
Noob Factory and Final Fantasy again begged Rapid to join them, but in the name of Fair Play he amicably declined offers saying he would have to continue playing for weaker teams in order to balance matches between good vs. not so good teams. But Noob Factory continues to beg and in final Rapid accepted the offer! Great wise decision!
Update: Rapid left Noob Factory! What happened?Seemes that Rapid accept the offer just to trolling his rival Fenix!!
He declares:
'I accepting offer because of Fenix, he feed my depression and now i feeling to trolling him for his entire life!'
2. Personal decision - Fenix announced that he has given up his free kicks, saying that those kicks already bore him and the interest of the matches decreases, considering that the chance to score is 101%. He wants to give the chance to others to score, so he said that will not shooting from free kicks anymore! Very altruist!
He declares:
'I'm still aiming at Snazzy, even it is inactive, don't matter for me, i'm a pro aimer!'
3. Important decision - Drozdov is changing his position on the field from DC to ST!
He declares:
'I pooping on the defender position! I want to play striker and do goals! I'm tired of carrying the whole game from back, and the victories and laurels of victories are taken over by the attackers. Especially by Levi. I hate Levi! If he comments a lot, I will kick him, so screw him, he is sh*t!'
4. Award Proposal - Gxny, old xSAM proposed for the 'Best Player of 2021' award!
Gxny made show at some Noob Factory matches as loan. He score 2 hattricks, and made an epic passing game, giving a lot of assists too. All was impressed. Drozdov made instant an offer from him, but Gxny declining saying that still awaiting better offers, and thanking Drozdov for this modest offer.
He declares:
'I never join those poors!'
5. Outstanding Performance - Glazy scored TWICE in one match!
Yes!!!Is true,you hear good, finally Glazy made a double in one match vs some anonymes begginers in their first match in TPM. Glazy score twice in open goal from Rapid passes, and didn't missed like he used us. Magicall moment for him!He really improoving, he succeded 2 good passes from 1 meter too! Endgame soon will offering him!
He declares:
'I don't want at EndGame! After those 2 goals, i will making another team because i'm suffering from leadership dissorder, ok plebs?'
6. WTF THING - Feispalm will planting some PalmTrees in his home, because he considering that his username have matching better and inspiring him if have some palmtrees near him when playing TPM or when scrooling at FEISbook. Good luck of that Feispalm!
He declares:
"Yes, i want to get some palmtrees because my name have palm on it, and i want to scrooling Facebook while i stand near palms.So is Feispalm like my name,FEIS for face from FACEbook, and the planted palmtrees from FeisPALM, GOT this?Got this man??? Please got this??? I'm very smart tbh yea.'
7. CHANGING USERNAMES - Blue get a changing username decision.
Blue want to change in RED because he considerring that blue became so mainstream name.
Blue ,now new Red ,declaration:
'Thats all my decision, ok boomers?'
8. Happy hangover day - After Chaf put Lithuanian server, the algerian player FADY which was known with ping issues, now he is very happy. He have ping: 10.Because being so happy, Fady get drunk as f*ck and now is at hospital in an alcohoolic coma. Get well soon dear friend Fady!
Update: Fady declares after waked up from coma:
'I will never drink again!' ,and he goes again to puke!
9. Bipolar dissorder - Bronu got vaccine!
True!!! Bronu got his vaccine and now he's harassing everyone to do the same. He hate conspirations now. He even says he fucks Trump and wants Biden to win his next term. Moreover, Bronu also joined an important Masonic lodge in Poland. What did he smoke?
He declares:
'Go and do the vaccine you stupid manipulated G@YYYYs!!!'
10. Just Married - Onur got married.
The best dribleur from game decides that is good idea to drible the bachelor life and got married. We don't know to who, but that we suppossing because we haven't seen Onur from a long time.
He declares: (just sound of crickets).
Watch next monday another set of that kind of very real and epic news!! Cya!
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