The most real and epic news for monday 3
1. Gorny Analytic has finally decided to change its username!
"I was simply ashamed of this nickname. I wanted to look fierce on the field but people laughed at me because of the 'anal' part. I didn't hesitating and i found a new nickname that no one can laugh at me anymore. My name is Horny Oralytic !! Get ready!"
2. Fenix finally aimed the spot but he is still unhappy!
" Yes i aimed where i wanted but i'm not happy, because i aiming at Snazzy too.I'm thinking that going at Snazzy with Fenix22 account. Oh, i forgot Snazzy is disbanded now, so i am sad, Anyway, i am the best , f&ck the rest And yes, when i do domething wrong in match i have lag, ping or spikes, when is all ok i am perfect , i don't do mistakes!"
3. Darkzy the most beloved player from community!
After he was elected by a lot of fans for the best defender, the rivals declared that they are his fans too, and they even elected for Darkzy.In TPM the new trend is to love Darkzy!
Blue, Pio, LM10, and more declared: " We vote for Darkzy, we love Darkzy, Darkzy is the best defender which ever seen.He deserving a lot to win the best TPM player award! He is better than Chuck Norris if Chuck had playing TPM."
4. Zielinski had a hard fight with the Playmaker!
Zielinski declares:
"This idiot Playmaker didn't passing to me att all at last match, and pretend even that he is me.And is wrong.I am not so poor, weak and ugly to be Playmaker.Playmaker is stupid spanish, i am polish. I think that Playmaker is bipolar like me too."
5. Bulent Korkmaz lost dispute with real Bulent Kormaz, and now searching another last name.So please help him to find one, we give you some suggestions:
Bulent Cockmaz, Bulent Dorkmaz, Bulent Porkmaz, Bulent Dickmaz, Bulent Fuckmaz, Bulent Forkmaz, Bulent Cookmaz, Bulent Suckmaz, Bulent Turkmaz, Bulent Jerkmaz, Bulent Clownmaz, Bulent CUMaz, Bulent Ballmaz, Bulent Goesuplikedumbaz, etc, you can suggest too in comments section!
6. Justin Bieber declares that he is not gay!
"Don't judge me about my username.In my soul i am still Ziela and i'm not gay! I put this nickname because i like Justin Bieber music, not Justin Bieber sexual orintation. Is true that Justin music is listened by majority of gays but i am not gay, i like girls."
7. Major becomes General now!Z
After Major took Turkish Airlines charge after the team becomes inactive , he gives himself General role, because he deserves:
"I am alone here, and i'm tired to me just a poor Major, i want to be General and now i am general ffs."
8. Ibragimovici decided to goes at GYM, so he want that all know this and modyfied his nickname in ibraGYMovici. He is a real passionate by fitness!
'The GYM is my life, so can't this missing from my nickname ofc."
9. Bronu the most offered player from TPM!
All teams invaded Bronu with offers but Bronu want to be free because he is not toxic at all.
"I am so zen durring matches that all team want me. But unfortunatelly this zen is because i dont want to joining any team.When you are free-form you dont feel to be toxic, idiots."
10. Flame the little brother of Bronu, became shaolin monk!
Flame adopted Bronu's zen lifestyle, and push that on extreme. He goes at Tibet and became a sholin monk to find his inner peacefull. We find it when he meditateing, and he declres to us:
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
Few Words
Howdy!
First of all, we apologize for the delay of one week. It was not planned, but it is difficult without help. There were many things that happened and in the future they will go through.
Enjoy your reading!
Monday Flash News
1. Ambition Cup, organized by S4yed, ended with the victory of Not a Crew against Special Forces. They won 2-1 overall. We would like to give you more details but no one wanted to help us by sending us the necessary data, so you will be satisfied with just that!
2. Last week was very rich in controversy. All these things being fueled by the results of the votes for the nomination of the finalists in each category. The results were as follows: here!3. Many people, especially the Endgame players, dispute that Darkzy, the Final Fantasy defender, who is not an old player, ranked first in the preferences of TPM enthusiasts, in the category of the best defender. It really doesn't seem logical, but people need to understand that these nominations are based on people's sympathy and are not objective.
4. During the break in the newspaper, many interesting transfers took place.
It is about the transfer of the Fenix Romanians who were free of contract, which surprisingly was taken by Noob Factory where it was just as surprisingly very well adapted. Another Romanian who has transferred is Aguero who left Not a Crew for the French brigade at Arbre Aogiri.
Other notable transfers include the promising Turkish Airlines team that had become inactive and began to fall apart, and former turkish players from Keak or Fenerbahce decided to form a new team called ELIT. They also brought in team other players. and their old friend and mentor, Glazy.
5.The TPM-Gazette searching very seriously people which help with materials or reviewing posts to correct any redacting mistakes. Our redactor is not so english expert at all, but have initiative!
Interview with Mlody AKA Big LEZ
Levi_San had the first time opportunity to get an interview as reporter for TPM Gazette. He interviewed his former and actual colleague from Noob Factory. Mlody , in last time, haven't seen so much time on TPM.
Here's come the interview:
REPORTER TPM: Hello Mlody how are you today?
MLODY: Hello Levi, I'm good and how are you?
REPORTER TPM: I am good thanks for letting me have an interview with you.Now as we all know you are a respected player among TPM Comunity just like you were in Wos and Netsoccer .In your opinion what tpm missing that Netsoccer and Wos had that they succeded?
MLODY: Nothing, it's just been released too late where hype on this type of games has already passed therefore our community is so small, TPM is the best game of these 3 in my opinion. Maybe if it was finally released on steam then it could gain more players what hopefully will happen. (edited)
REPORTER TPM: Do you still have hopes now to see the game on steam? Or we gonna have to wait more for that
MLODY: Well I think it won't be released soon on steam, but I will keep my fingers crossed for it as I love the game. And would love to see more people in the game.
REPORTER TPM: Do this game needs any more updates before release or you think its perfect now?
MLODY: For me it could be released right now as it's already really enjoyable and has many features which WOS or NS didn't have, but CHAF is the boss and if he has different plan for that, there is nothing else for me than just to respect his decision and wait.
REPORTER TPM: Alright going back to our game.You at NF again.Can you tell us why,is it a safe enviroment for players cuz many said NF too toxic and trolling team.Are they that toxic/trolls?
MLODY: Well, I have a really difficult sense of humour and for some people I'm being a pain in the arse sometimes, some lads didn't like it in FF and that's the reason why I am again in NF, anyway big love to FF crew, I hope Feispalm is doing well with planting his palm trees, and about NF, well yeah it is definitely a safe and friendly environment, about toxicity, we're all humans at the end, so there are always some arguments from time to time, but at the end I can't say that NF is a team full of trolls and toxic players, I think it's just a team like every other.
REPORTER TPM: Alright as you know we are in december so its anual awards for the tpm comunity.Who do you think will shine this year and win? (edited)
MLODY: Well, for me it should be LM10 for his outstanding performance, he always plays on a very good level, he's just an astounding player and I think he will be considered as a main type for me every year.
REPORTER TPM: Alright and last question.If you would have a team and be the chairman give us 7 examples of TPM players you would want to see in your team?
MLODY: Kiro, YNWA, LM10, Blue, Muckiian, Feispalm, Giacobbe
REPORTER TPM: Alright before we end this interview you want to say anything else?
MLODY: I like young succulent birds, every man likes woman, it's good when young and virginia.
REPORTER TPM: Thanks and I wish you have a great day!
Here's some of Mlody statistics:
Monday Flash News - Ambition Cup
- S4yed organized this weekend the 'Ambition cup' !
- Not a Crew - South Wind 5-3
GOALS:OGGY 1/Poisoned 1/Totti 1/Henrik 1/rS 1/Jacobs 1/Aguero 1
ASSISTS:Klipzy 1/Jacobs 1/ Xavi Alonso 1/Aguero 1
OG:RS 1
Man of the match:Jacobs/Aguero
Agueroo made a declaration after match:
"Hello Glazy and everyone!About the match was a very frustating one because was very balanced and I wanted to play the last 10 minutes who make us the winnersto be honest with you,I'm not tired after this match because was too short for me ,but,a win is a win right :D?Thanks for fenix brother for playing csgo and don't let fenix to play tpm ,he makes us to win, so for me Fenix's brother is the real MVP."
- Special Forces - Napoli SSC 6-3
- The second day of the 'Ambition Cup' was a very controversial one. A SSC Napoli member told S4yed before the match that it was a problem with Erwin being loaned out by South Wind for the match. There was an exchange of remarks between the two without reaching any agreement. compromise. But after the match, S4yed gave Napoli as the winning team at the green table, after the score obtained on the field was 4-3 for South Wind. The match between Napoli and South Wind was marred by internet problems of most of Napoli's players
- South Wind - Napoli 5-4
- S4yed gave a declaration about this situation:
- Not a Crew - Napoli SSC 6-0 in first leg of a low bracket match
- Napoli SSC - Not a Crew 3-2 in second leg of a low bracket match
The Most Real and Epic News by Monday 2
- Oggy want's that South Wind to be registered at FIFA like a real football team, he told us that his players from TPM, will get a real contract and will play real football soon.
- S4YED will organizing the next WORLD CUP from Qatar.He tell us that he get contact with international football organization and they put him in charging to organize the WORLD CUP!
" I will do the Next World Cup rules, and i will do the fixture etc. I will kick all good teams, and i ignoring the preliminaries matches.All national team unqualifyed untill now will playing at this final tournament.Good or decent teams will be kicked ok? I like to open a beer and watch a match, for exemple between San Marino agains Saint Vincent and Grenadine.Will be a great derby!"
- Glazy will build a statue after he made a hattrick against Special Forces!
- Oahmeto declares that he deserved a 'BALLON D'OR", after the cup match!
"Some people says that i was one of the weakest player from match, but to be honest if i didn't played the match was a dissaster, was 20-2.I was the god in this match, i was the spirit, and in my opinion i am the man of the match!"
- Bulent Korkmaz meet the real old turk defender Bulent Korkmaz and he threatened to sue him if he did not change his name urgently.
- Hamza Abdallah is changeing his religion.All knows that Hamza is a good practicant and active muslim, but he had a revelation and took an important decision! He converted to Christianity.
"I don't feel happy with this decision, but I chose to be a Christian because they don't waste so much time on prayers or other religious things. I made this decision because I didn't want others to laugh when I leaving the games when the matches are more interesting."
- Illusion changed his lifestyle and started doing sports after he was insulted "obese" by Alex Mitrita. After this scandal that left Mitrita out of the Romanian federation, Illusion took the sports in serious and now look like a veritable athlete.
- Hoffs was inspired by the great dictators of the world when it comes to leading a team!
In Agueroo's World! One of the greatest GK from TPM.
Today we'll talk to and about Aguero. This is a player who is not very old in game or in real life, but during his time here, he has developing himself a lot, and he bring the most of actual romanians players which today are involved in Romania National Team! He is the General Manager of Romania NT too.
He began his career at Galatasaray, a modest team led by Bulent Korkmaz who also mentored him. He was taught to play and used in all positions. Over time, Aguero perfected himself and became a universal key for all the teams he played for.
He started his career as a defender, then he had the ambition to develop his game as a midfielder and striker. But the surprise is that he wanted more than that. He also wanted to try the position of goalkeeper where, surprisingly, he performed and was appreciated by others.
As proof are the positive statistics, and the memorable matches he had as a goalkeeper.
He also declaring for TPM Gazette:
"Hello Glazy, hello TPM players..As you know I play GK,why?Because my favourite position in haxball was Goalkeeper.
How I started GK?To be honest with everyone,I think is very recent. I started Goalkeeping at Galatasaray SK(Aytemiz Alanyaspor) but not dedicate so much time for it,after some time I decided to go to Sealand with the ambition to start goalkeeping.When the league started,I didn't play very well(because I was begginer).
How I continued GK?After the Sealand disband,I started to look for a team who needs a Goalkeeper.For no one surprise I get invite in NAC after some trials
My debut for NAC was the step for a very wonderful career in Goalkeeping
Where I am?I'm playing for NAC(after several invites XD) and playing goalkeeper or defender large
My favourite match was the miracle of Roma NAC 1 SNAZZY 1
After several saves and sweat in minute 88 Merazu(Edward,etc) scored a goal and that's it
The best tip for goalkeeping is to watch if fenix is online,if he is,make some bless to (your religion)."
Important announcement
The gazette will change the format. From this week it will have daily appearances depending on the news and inspiration. It won't be weekly anymore.
Thank you for understanding!
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