The Most Real and Epic News by Monday 2

 

• Oggy want's that South Wind to be registered at FIFA like a real football team, he told us that his players from TPM, will get a real contract and will play real football soon.

"I have so much succes with this team and i want to have same succes in reality, because the reality is more important like virtuality, i suppose..."       

• S4YED  will organizing the next WORLD CUP from Qatar.He tell us that he get contact with international football organization and they put him in charging to organize the WORLD CUP!

" I will do the Next World Cup rules, and i will do the fixture etc. I will kick all good teams, and i ignoring the preliminaries matches.All national team unqualifyed untill now will playing at this final tournament.Good or decent teams will be kicked ok? I like to open a beer and watch a match, for exemple between San Marino agains Saint Vincent and Grenadine.Will be a great derby!"

• Glazy will build a statue after he made a hattrick against Special Forces!

"We lost a match, but i damaged those comunists, so i deserving a statue, and i will do it , in front of Napoli Stadium ok?"

• Oahmeto declares that he deserved a 'BALLON D'OR", after the cup match!

"Some people says that i was one of the weakest player from match, but to be honest if i didn't played the match was a dissaster, was 20-2.I was the god in this match, i was the spirit, and in my opinion i am the man of the match!"

• Bulent Korkmaz meet the real old turk defender Bulent Korkmaz and he threatened to sue him if he did not change his name urgently.

" This idiot which wearing my name think if he played at Galatasaray and get some trophyes with that, he is real Bulent Korkmaz, but he wrong.I am real Bulent Korkmaz, he is just Bulent ImpostorMAZ!!"

• Hamza Abdallah is changeing his religion.All knows that Hamza is a good practicant and active muslim, but he had a revelation and took an important decision! He converted to Christianity.

"I don't feel happy with this decision, but I chose to be a Christian because they don't waste so much time on prayers or other religious things. I made this decision because I didn't want others to laugh when I leaving the games when the matches are more interesting."

• Illusion changed his lifestyle and started doing sports after he was insulted "obese" by Alex Mitrita. After this scandal that left Mitrita out of the Romanian federation, Illusion took the sports in serious and now look like a veritable athlete.

"Thanks to Alex Mitrita that motivating me!If Mitrita didn't laugh about my body, maybe i was dead from cholesterol now, he is a true psychoterapeut for me, and i'm thankfull!"

• Hoffs was inspired by the great dictators of the world when it comes to leading a team!

"Yes, I read a lot about the great leaders of the world and I liked Lenin, Stalin, Franco, Mao and even Hitler, and I think that a team should be led in their own style, so I comply!"