1. Gorny Analytic has finally decided to change its username!
"I was simply ashamed of this nickname. I wanted to look fierce on the field but people laughed at me because of the 'anal' part. I didn't hesitating and i found a new nickname that no one can laugh at me anymore. My name is Horny Oralytic !! Get ready!"
2. Fenix finally aimed the spot but he is still unhappy!
" Yes i aimed where i wanted but i'm not happy, because i aiming at Snazzy too.I'm thinking that going at Snazzy with Fenix22 account. Oh, i forgot Snazzy is disbanded now, so i am sad, Anyway, i am the best , f&ck the rest And yes, when i do domething wrong in match i have lag, ping or spikes, when is all ok i am perfect , i don't do mistakes!"
3. Darkzy the most beloved player from community!
After he was elected by a lot of fans for the best defender, the rivals declared that they are his fans too, and they even elected for Darkzy.In TPM the new trend is to love Darkzy!
Blue, Pio, LM10, and more declared: " We vote for Darkzy, we love Darkzy, Darkzy is the best defender which ever seen.He deserving a lot to win the best TPM player award! He is better than Chuck Norris if Chuck had playing TPM."
4. Zielinski had a hard fight with the Playmaker!
Zielinski declares:
"This idiot Playmaker didn't passing to me att all at last match, and pretend even that he is me.And is wrong.I am not so poor, weak and ugly to be Playmaker.Playmaker is stupid spanish, i am polish. I think that Playmaker is bipolar like me too."
5. Bulent Korkmaz lost dispute with real Bulent Kormaz, and now searching another last name.So please help him to find one, we give you some suggestions:
Bulent Cockmaz, Bulent Dorkmaz, Bulent Porkmaz, Bulent Dickmaz, Bulent Fuckmaz, Bulent Forkmaz, Bulent Cookmaz, Bulent Suckmaz, Bulent Turkmaz, Bulent Jerkmaz, Bulent Clownmaz, Bulent CUMaz, Bulent Ballmaz, Bulent Goesuplikedumbaz, etc, you can suggest too in comments section!
6. Justin Bieber declares that he is not gay!
"Don't judge me about my username.In my soul i am still Ziela and i'm not gay! I put this nickname because i like Justin Bieber music, not Justin Bieber sexual orintation. Is true that Justin music is listened by majority of gays but i am not gay, i like girls."
7. Major becomes General now!Z
After Major took Turkish Airlines charge after the team becomes inactive , he gives himself General role, because he deserves:
"I am alone here, and i'm tired to me just a poor Major, i want to be General and now i am general ffs."
8. Ibragimovici decided to goes at GYM, so he want that all know this and modyfied his nickname in ibraGYMovici. He is a real passionate by fitness!
'The GYM is my life, so can't this missing from my nickname ofc."
9. Bronu the most offered player from TPM!
All teams invaded Bronu with offers but Bronu want to be free because he is not toxic at all.
"I am so zen durring matches that all team want me. But unfortunatelly this zen is because i dont want to joining any team.When you are free-form you dont feel to be toxic, idiots."
10. Flame the little brother of Bronu, became shaolin monk!
Flame adopted Bronu's zen lifestyle, and push that on extreme. He goes at Tibet and became a sholin monk to find his inner peacefull. We find it when he meditateing, and he declres to us:
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
the whole era passed, the era of aiming to Noob Factory.
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