The most real and epic news 5

 

1. Darkzy came from Real Madrid to PSG. Sorry, he just change the rival, he came from Final Fantasy to Noob Factory.

" I couldn't go in other crap team, just to a rival, because those cunts from Final Fantasy didn't appreciating my pointless situations when i go up  from defense with the ball on feet and i lose it. They really didn't appreciating my talent and i preffered to leave those pricks.I the rivals from Noob Factory because they admire my talent!"

2. Bronu still without team! Bronu known at karmic guy didn't get how no one choose him in his team because his value is uncontested and he is a pleasure to have in team durring the matches when he is the most calm and non-toxic player.

'Yes my friends, i am a guru of this game, and no one see that.I am so zen, and i even drink my pee because that is doing a Guru like me."

3. Akzi played so much the game where you need find pokemons that he turn in pokemon himself. Now you can find him as 'Niggachu'.

"Nigga, Nigga, Niggachuuuuuu!"

4. Hoffs read 'Mein Kampf' wrote by his idol Adolf Hitler and took all literary and applied in his management to Endgame!

' Now in our team will be strictly rules. I put Blue to lead the SS from this team.We need more discipline!!"

5. Drizzy suffered a bad depresion after left Noob Factory!

"I'm sad , i have no point in my life because Noob Factory was the best things which happened in my life.What is the point of my life now?"

6. Flame decided to change his username , quitting at the first letter of actual one, because that he is describbing better.

'This 'F' from my name is uselles, it's not describbing me because i'm so FLame without this first 'F'!"

7. Fenix aiming to retiring!

' I proove all in this game, now it's time to think at real values like children, wife and other this craps!"

8. Erwin had suicidal thaughts after Glazy didn't put him as a man of the match in first round!

'Glazy is a fag, i know that i was the MOTM, but i need his validation, because my life its so miserable without his validation, i had even some suicidal thoughts."

(All those news are nasty jokes or pamflet. these fake news are not intended to denigrate anyone, they are just parodies. The names or facts are just coincidences.)